Elation turns to terror as Andrew realises he has to wear not just the kinky banana underclothes but a socially acceptable amount of peel too:
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A banana's gotta do what a banana's gotta do, which in this case meant getting dragged to Brighton pier (standing room only for bananas):
The name's Banana -- James Banana -- equally at home on a jetski or a Noo-Noo (you mustn't experiment with vacuum cleaners once you're married, Anrew):
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But matrimonial romance wasn't forgotten that weekend. Emotionally overwhelmed by their organisational success (thanks guys), Stephen and James finally do the decent thing:

Stephen, let me know when that fabled picture of Banaman and the Bananarettes is developed...