Bananaman Stag Frenzy 13th November 1999

Andrew and Sarah will be married as of 27th November 1999, and the very best of luck to them too. But for the record, here is what Andrew went through a fortnight beforehand in Brighton.

Andrew is.... Bananaman!


Elation turns to terror as Andrew realises he has to wear not just the kinky banana underclothes but a socially acceptable amount of peel too:

Banana underclothes Banana skins

A banana's gotta do what a banana's gotta do, which in this case meant getting dragged to Brighton pier (standing room only for bananas):

By the pier railings

All sat down bar the banana

The name's Banana -- James Banana -- equally at home on a jetski or a Noo-Noo (you mustn't experiment with vacuum cleaners once you're married, Anrew):

Banana jetski Bananatubbies

But matrimonial romance wasn't forgotten that weekend. Emotionally overwhelmed by their organisational success (thanks guys), Stephen and James finally do the decent thing:

Stephen and James

Stephen, let me know when that fabled picture of Banaman and the Bananarettes is developed...


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